MTN WAHALA...

VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1: Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY
to 35388 for tips on HUNGER And what to
EAT
2: Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??..
..Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to
deliver yourself
3: Dear customer facing ancestral
problems??....text ANCESTORS to 35354 and
recieve daily ancestral tips
4: Dear customer wanna bath but u have
no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve
daily soaps 2 your phone
5: Dear customer wanna commit
SUICIDE??...text SUI to 38777 and recieve
different suicide techniques
6: Dear customer wanna STEAL??...txt STE 2
45382 and recieve expert stealing
techniques
7: Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??..
..TXT HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on
how to
plaster your heart....